Pyrotechnics

Young Keith has found out that the Archdruid is feeling a little insecure. I think it's highly unlikely, myself, given her extreme ENTJ proclivities, but he says that he wants to make her feel more valued, so next time she's leading worship, he's going to "provide a pyrotechnic display worthy of a Pink Floyd / U2 / Spinal Tap combined gig."

I've begged him just to encourage people to download a lighter app to their phones, and to get them to wave them above their head during the sermon, but he's not having it.

I have, at least, convinced him to wear high-viz and carry out a risk assessment.

So we should fine.