The Morning after Bling Night

So we enter the official period of Secular Advent with our Community Christmas lights emphatically lit up.

Now we just have the minor problem of jacking Drayton's cottage back up to ground level.

And, of course, rounding up all the killer penguins that were so unexpectedly released yesterday. But in a refreshing change to modern attitudes to these sorts of alien killer-beasts we won't be hunting them down and wiping them out. Oh no. We shall be introducing them to an effective process of reconciliation, recognising that they are not so much evil as badly programmed. I'd better crank up the "Ode to Joy".