Living on God-Time

Hnaaef has been showing me the page for the Church of England "daily office". He sits there during Pouring out of Beakers sometimes gazing at his Android device and - though he claims he is "tweeting" his reflections on the service and bitching out whoever is leading- I suspect he is actually sneakily using another liturgy.

But I was intrigued by the feed page. It tells us that you can "find time for God", then informs us that all services are GMT. Which sheds new insight into what the "G" stands for - and confirms my suspicions that God is, after all, an Englishwoman. Prepared to cater for all - as long as they toe the line and keep their noses clean.