Please note we'll be translating the Nativity of David Bowie as this year it clashes with the Nativity of Elvis Presley. Shame really. I was looking forward to celebrating Bowie's birthday, but now I'm all shook up.
An added liturgical complication in the GOR household was that the Nativity of First Daughter’s dog inconveniently occurred on the same date, while First Wife’s devotion to the Pelvic One continues unabated, lo these many years.
A compromise was reached by a polyphonic rendition of “Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog” - sans guitar accompaniment.
And indeed, Shakin' All Over....
ReplyDeleteCh ch ch changes
ReplyDeleteAn added liturgical complication in the GOR household was that the Nativity of First Daughter’s dog inconveniently occurred on the same date, while First Wife’s devotion to the Pelvic One continues unabated, lo these many years.
ReplyDeleteA compromise was reached by a polyphonic rendition of “Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog” - sans guitar accompaniment.