Now the Beaker Flock is in full production, I'm glad to announce today is Quiche Day.
As the Good Book says, "blessed are the quiche-makers", and so Bernie is going to be cooking the Giant Quiche Feast. Since Warrington Farm is finally in full production, we'll be nipping up to the wilds beyond Olney first thing to pick up the sparrow grass to go in it.
Of course, there are those that don't like prawn + asparagus quiche. So for these we are providing their own quiche. Mostly ham and pepper, although some like pepper + ham.
And for those who don't like meat, we're producing an asparagus + pepper. And for those with a gluten allergy a crustless quiche. And for those with an egg allergy, a crust with asparagus. Unless you don't like asparagus.
Those allergic to other people will be able to sit in the Rainbow Room. Although, for obvious reasons, only one at a time.
All quiche is made in a nut-free environment. Ingredients: cannot guarantee nut-free. We do not use celery products, although we can't guarantee that a freelance celery-lover might not sneak into the kitchen with a pot of celery salt. You know what freelance celery-lovers are like.
No dairy products are used in the Beaker Quiche, except the milk and butter. Oh yeah - and cheese. If you've a dairy allergy and a nut allergy, we recommend you don't go vegeterian. It would be a very dull life.
I have some questions about quiche, particularly the veggie variety:
ReplyDelete1. Do you appreciate that Asparagus has an unfortunate effect on emmissions of urine. Do you really wish to have smelly urinals all year?
2. Would you consider using peanut butter in a veggie quiche, unique taste, particularly combined with marmite.
3. Leek and Onion quiche is the most superior form of veggie quiche.
So, I guess you've no 'real men' in your little flock, then?
ReplyDeleteAsparagus has an unfortunate effect full-stop.
Nothing wrong with a nice quiche that a good Sancerre can't fix.
ReplyDeleteThe effect of asparagus on urine Is fleeting and so totally worth it. I wonder if a quiche could survive a postal trip to the states, because now I want one. Although real men don't eat quiche here either, secretive consumption is always possible. Can you make mine well-done, please?
ReplyDelete'Blessed are the pure in tart'. More Biblical truth, and may it illuminate your next round of batch-baking. Mine's an apple and blackberry one, please.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your inspirational post. I was wondering what to take to the "bring and share" lunch after church on Sunday. You have reminded me that quiche-eating is the mark of the believer. Anf I've load of eggs in the fridge. Cheese and onions in abundance as well.
ReplyDeleteYes, thanks for bringing this back to sense, Kirsten. This whole comment thread was getting far too weird.
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