World, Shut Your Mouth

I've been impressed by all the Twitter Vicars from mainstream denominations today, talking about their sermons on James 3 this evening. And so we're having a "Taming the Tongue" service at 6pm. Which will be an hour of silence (on the principle that if you can't say anything nice...) interspersed with the following hymns:

Bigmouth Strikes Again

Don't Come the Cowboy with me, Sonny Jim

That Joke isn't Funny anymore

Silence is Golden

All I ever wanted