Liturgy on the Passing of Frank Thornton

Archdruid: Beaker People, are you free?

All: I'm free!

Mrs Slocombe: Oo, I 'ad the workmen round. They put my cat out while they did up the kitchen. I hate it when people handle...

All: No! This is not 1976!

Truly of the Yard: Of course, I'm not worried about the interview with St Peter. In the Met we learnt to make up the evidence.

Archdruid: Ah, the Great Day. When the books are opened, and the acts of all people are laid bare, and the Judge says....

Young Mr Grace: You're all doing very well!

Capt Peacock: Thank you, Mr Grace.

Thanks Frank, and all the best for the elevator ride to the top floor.