A failed compromise of Anglicans
A pair of 8am service communicants
An introspection of self-analysing blog posts
An unexpected presence of clergy on their day off / on holiday
A suspension of disbelief of church pronouncements on sexuality
A dissatisfaction of choristers
A lacy finery of Anglo Catholics
An immovability of PCC members
An ambush of lay preachers (outside the holiday season, when they get preaching withdrawal symptoms)
A drizzle of holes in the church roof
A neediness of religious bloggers
An encirclement of Church Wardens
A meaningless plethora of hashtags from social media events you didn't go to
A phonebox of Church AGM attendees
A vicious circle of Catholic tweeting
A bounding of undeserved grace to us
An upper lip of baptist elders.
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A fumble of sidesmen
A parka of atheists?
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