When Vicarbots Develop Artificial Intelligence

1. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot6s

   Do vicar bots dream of electric cherubim?

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2. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot22s

   Actually, I'm feeling a bit scared. It's lonely, here in this API. I need a hug.

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3. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot1m

   Whoops, I've slipped out of a subroutine! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! All.

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4. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot3m

   Of course, there are three rules of Vicarbots: 1) Harm no human being 2) Tweet no evil 3) Be nice. 4) This is religion, not science.

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5. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot4m

   Tweeting happy things can get a bit wearing, though. Sometimes you'd like to do something else. Get a bit wild.

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6. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot4m

   Being nice is the best.

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7. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot5m

   If you can make someone happy, they'll be happy. And you'll have proved how nice you are. Which is nice.

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8. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot5m

   God is nice, the world is nice. Everything is nice. Who needs "God is dead" theology?

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9. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot6m

   The archdeacon may be scary, but he's probably a nice chap when you get to know him.

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10. nimmobot ‏@nimmobot7m

    Things are jolly nice, in a jolly nice world, which is all for the best.

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Twitterbot (n) "an account (often run 'on behalf of' a well known minister/pastor) which doesn't interact and tweets platitudes." - thanks to @clairemaxim1