Film Review: "Summer Holiday II"

Regarded as one of the great Abramovich's disappointments.

Cliff Richard and Una Stubbs decide to go for one last trip, this time to Lisbon, to remember old times. On the way they pick up Jose, a Portuguese man who claims to be special and says he knows how to get there.

During the night, they discover that Jose has parked the bus on a football pitch in London. But disaster strikes - which is more than Fernando Torres normally does - when the wheels fall off.

Theme tune: "Los Ninos"

Those other great hits:

"We're all going on a longer Summer Holiday than we Wanted" 
"It doesn't Mata anymore"
"Baby, it's Cole Outside"