"We Didn't Start the Fire" - Tony Blair

"We have to liberate ourselves from the notion that 'we' have caused this," argues Tony Blair.

Quite right, too. "We" didn't cause it, Tony, dear. You did, with your cowboy friend, your made-up evidence, your desire to be a strong man, your bullying cronies, your belief that liberal democracy is best imposed by force.

If you have got five minutes, the Western powers of today might need a bit of a hand in getting that speck of not intervening in Syria out of their eye. And then, given that plank of wood in yours, best not turn sideways as you walk through the door on your way out.