Clergy Dating Agency - Application Form For Clergymen looking for Women

1. What do you like to wear to be trendy?

□ Tweedy jacket
□ Leather jacket

□ Denim jacket

2.  Which subject would your ideal partner teach?
□ Pre-school
□ Lower school
□ History
□ English
□ RE
□ Retired teacher who is now another minister

3. What are your favourite day-off hobbies (tick all that apply)?
□ Steam Locomotives
□ Steam Locomotives
□ Steam Locomotives
□ Steam Locomotives
□ Day off?

4. If you had not been a minister of religion, what other job would you have done? (if nun, write "none"*. It's safer if the bishop finds out)
□ Lumberjack
□ Prog Rock Musician
□ Teacher
□ Theology Lecturer

5. What is your favourite after-shave?
□ Carbolic
□ Old Spice
□ Lynx
□ Incense
□ Old Books

6. What is your favourite activity when with close friends outside of your church? 

□ A nice pilgrimage

□ Talking about the parish

□ Sorry, I don't understand the question

7. How would you describe your appearance? 

□ Attractive

□ Unattractive

□ I don't think this is either/or so much as both/and

8. What are you looking for in a life partner?

□ A friend

□ A lover

□ An administrator

□ A supporter

□ An organist

9. Which newspaper do you read? 

□ The Guardian

* No longer copyright, W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman