Have we got this right? On this day, in keeping with what we assume is a tradition, we've been up in Bletchley following poor people around while carrying pine logs. Not one of them was grateful, and several managers told us to get out of their shops.
As a long-time campaigner against global warming in Narnia, I heartily concur with the good people of Bletchley, and their rejection of the patriarchal condescension of Wenceslas. Next time bring them meat and most especially bring them wine (Buckfast),- and you might have more success.
ReplyDeleteTime to go to a pizza shop and order one: deep and crisp and even. The old jokes are the best.
ReplyDeleteHm - could be the Solid Fuel Association Guide to
ReplyDeleteWood and Multifuel influencing them: "Pine species generally (including Leylandi) – Can form oily soot deposits in a chimney."