I do not like that Sam I am.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam I am.
I do not like them on a table
I do not like them in the dark
I do not like them in an ark
I do not like them in a crypt
I do not like them in Egypt
I do not like them when unaided
I do not like them with King David
I do not like them with an amoeba
I do not like them with Bathsheba
Not with a scapegoat, not with a ram
not with Goliath not with Abraham
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam I Am.
Why don't you like green eggs and ham?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT KOSHER
Our children didn't get the full humour of "Green Eggs and Ham" because we used to keep Araucana hens, which lay green eggs! (Green shells, I hasten to add - not the yolks, as illustrated in hte book.)
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