21st Century Child-Warnings

"Hark, hark, the dogs do bark. Katie Hopkins is coming to town."

"Don't go out after dark, or Katie Hopkins might get you."

"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Katie Hopkins in the morning -  she'll eat the lambs alive and uncooked."

"Full moon on a Friday? Doesn't matter. Katie Hopkins will get you any time."

"Ghosties, Ghoulies, Katie Hopkins, and things that go 'troll' in the night"

"Five and twenty hobby-horses,
Trotting through the alley -
Hatred for the fat folk, immigrants at Calais.
Murder for the old folks; bigging-up the troll,
Watch the wall my darling when Katie Hopkins is on a roll!