Further Theology Degree Self-Help Flowchart

Dear Readers, you know how it is with theology degrees - or at least Eileen tells me a lot of you do. They're like train numbers or rare John Foxx gatefold vinyl EPs. As soon as you have one, you want to go and get another.

And so we at the Beaker Folk are going to open another ministerial channel - or, as Eileen puts it, "income stream" to persuade ministers of religion that they don't really need another degree. Or, better, that you really want one of ours.

For the time being, I am posting the attached flowchart. It should help you to understand where you are on the "further theology degree spectrum". Off the end, probably. That's where you people tend to be.