A Prayer for those in Carrier Bag Chaos

Archdruid: For those who are now 5p poorer

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

Archdruid: For those who want some shopping spontaneously on the way home

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

Archdruid: For those who are balancing their shopping down the street

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

Archdruid: For those who have mixed fresh meat with a tin of soup and got charged anyway

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

Archdruid: For those who are carrying hot chips home from the chippie in their hands after failing to understand the law

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

 Archdruid: For those who bought loose eggs in Manchester, tried to carry them home, and got so angry they started throwing them

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

Archdruid: For the 250th employee in a small retailer, wondering whether it's them or the free bags that will be going

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

Archdruid: For live goldfish, who are now a preferential option over fish fingers

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

Archdruid: For the people who make paper bags, who may have to work ever so hard

All: We light a tea light.

A tea light is lit.

Archdruid: For forgetful people, who will end up getting charged all the time

All: We've run out of tea lights

Archdruid: Chezza, can you nip down the Bazaar and get some tea lights?

Hymn: You'll Never Walk Alone (arr: Rodgers)

Chezza: Sorry Eileen - didn't have enough for the tea lights.

Archdruid: I gave you 2 quid.

Chezza: Yeah, but they say it's 5p for the bag.

Archdruid: Chaos! It's chaos!