Who will Jose Mourinho blame this time?

1. Arsene Wenger
2. The referee
3. The bloke who marks the white lines out
4. Sepp Blatter
5. Kevin McCloud
6. The guy works down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis
7. Ronaldo
8. Richard Dawkins
9. Branislav Ivanović
10. David Moyes
11. The FA
12. The Fourth Official
13. Dr. Carneiro
14. Boris Johnson
15. The media
16. Jan Vertonghen
17. Sunshine
18. Star players
19. Title rivals
20. Jeremy Corbyn
21. Ridiculous mistakes
22. The pitch
23. The ghost of Dick Turpin
24. Luis Garcia
25. God
26. The moonlight
27. The assistant referee
28. The bloke who puts the goals up
29. Rafa Benitez
30. Parents
31. John Terry
32. Women everywhere
33. The good times
34. John Motson
35. An impossible save
36. UEFA
37. Tiredness
38. Vicente del Bosque
39. John of Gaunt
40. West Ham
41. All the girls he used to know
42. The boogie
43. Agents
44. The physio
45. Old Father Thames
46. George Best
47. Rats
48. The defence
49. The weather
50. Jose Mourinho? How did that happen?