Liturgy for an Advert for the Lord's Prayer Being Banned

Archdruid: The chains Odeon, Cineworld and Vue

All: When faced by the Lord's Prayer know exactly what to do.

Archdruid: They won't show it cos it might offend their gentle little flocks

All: Let's face it, they can't cope with such terrifying shocks....

Archdruid: As forgiving people and obeying God's law

All: When they're waiting to watch the next sequel to "Saw".

Chant

Archbishop: Arun Arora is a marketing genius!

All: Arun Arora is a marketing genius!

Dismissal

Archdruid: Pa-pah pa-pah pa-pah-pa-pah pa-pa-pah.

All: Pa-pah pa-pah pa-pah-pa-paaaaah pa!