Feast of Equinoctial Balance

Archdruid: Let us rejoice in this day of true balance!

All: There's only two of us here.

Archdruid: What?

Hnaef [for it is he]: Do you really think anybody would get up at 4 o'clock just for the Vernal Equinox?

Archdruid: Suppose it is a tad early....

Hnaef: So do you want to do this liturgy?

Archdruid: Well.... are you going to do the balancing on the high wire to show the balance of nature?

Hnaef: Not in the cold and dark.

Archdruid: See you at noon then?

Hnaef: OK. We'll tell them it's the Equinox then.