EU-sing our Religion

A piece in the Guardian tells us that everybody in Europe thought they were our best friends until the Referendum vote.

I dunno. Over the years we've exported Thatcherism, football hooliganism and drunken lads on stag nights to Riga. The people on the Continent who count the money might have liked us - but I don't know if anyone else did.

I know. I've got stats. Hard stats.

I've seen the scoring on the Eurovision Song Contest.

No-one likes us, we don't care

"Scooch" from Wikipedia.