It's like being a Civil Celebrant. But you get to say rude things about the bride and drag up episodes from the groom's past he'd rather not think about.
Got a bit edgy today though. I accused the congregation of being a bunch of scroungers who were on the sick while perfectly fit to turn up to a wedding.
Didn't get anything in the collection.
Does that mean you can officiate in a tatty vest and ripped jeans?
ReplyDeleteHi viz vest I hope
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ReplyDeleteAre you sure that's not a description of "best man" rather than celebrant?
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