Liturgy for a Clown Service (Revised Clowning Lectionary)

Clown:

All: Aagh!  A clown!

All Exit

Badger:

All: Aagh! A badger!

All run back into the Moot House

Clown: No I'm one of the.....

All: Aagh! A clown!

All Exit

Badger:

All: Aagh! A badger!

Repeat as many times as a 1970s chorus when the worship leader works in a coffee bar.

What could be scarier than a stone clown in a graveyard?

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