Just so everyone knows where we stand after 19 hours of 2017.
| Beaker Person | Resolution | Comment |
| Archdruid Eileen | Cycling every day | It's not midnight yet |
| Burton Dasset | Stop annoying Eileen | Barely made it past the third "bong". |
| Hnaef | Be fantastic | No sleep and had to deal with 8 hours of children's vomit |
| Charlii | Dry January | Prosecco isn't really alcoholic is it? |
| Young Keith | Go jogging every day | Ran to the White Horse, but not back |
| Daphne | Stop biting her nails | Have you met Hnaef? |
| Marston Moretaine | Make it to "Pouring out of Beakers" every morning | Couldn't stay up that late. |
| Drayton Parslow | Not to mark man--made festivals. Only reflect those in the Bible. | Trapped in a paradox. |
| Stacey Bushes | Stop swearing | Supports Watford |
In 19 hours, the Beaker Folk appear to have progressed further in their thinking than the UK government has in the 193 days since the EU Referendum.
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