1. Opening devotions and prayers that this won't go on too long
2. Minutes of the last meeting. All will approve them as nobody can remember the last meeting.
3. Explanations as to why nobody has done anything about the matters arising from the last meeting. Legitimate excuses include:
a) Forgot
b) Definitely going to do it this year
c) Died
d) Going to do it next week, for sure.
e) Made up claims to have done something.
4. Treasurer's Report:
a)Why we are in such a poor financial state.
b) Open discussion: Why we can't do anything about it.
c) Tutting about the price of heating these days.
5. Archdruid's Report. Including why everybody I get frustrated with all year, is in fact invaluable.
6. Property Report
7. Mission Report
a) Annual explanation why the Mission Committee hasn't met
b) Vague assurances to meet this year,
8. Membership Report (we're all a year older)
9. Another Other Business: Free-form grandstanding about hobby horses, saved up for 12 months
10. Closing devotions and thanksgiving this only happens once a year
Apologies for Absence will be derived by trying to remember all the people who aren't here.
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