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Wednesday, 5 April 2017

Liturgy for Discovering that Barry Manilow is Gay

Archdruid: I have news of grave report

All: Trump's confused the nuclear codes with a Sudoku?

Archdruid: No. Barry Manilow is gay.

All may go to the foot of their stairs.

All:  OK. What's for dinner?

1 comment:

  1. So what about the people who live in bungalows? What are they supposed to do? I propose an alternative liturgy which I would call Series 3 (never did understand what happened to Series 2):

    Archdruid: I have news of grave report

    All: Trump's confused the nuclear codes with a Sudoku?

    Archdruid: No - haven't you heard the news he has launched a strike of 24 missiles on Syria?

    All may go to their bunker shelters, bottom of the garden or wherever they deem appropriate.

    All: OK. What's for dinner?

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