The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - the UKIP Ending

And so Reepicheep found his way to the Utter East.

"Reepicheep!" called Lucy, "have you found Aslan?

"Oh good grief," replied the brave mouse. "No. It's the UKIP logo."

"We have control of our borders now," replied the logo, "so you can just naff off back to Narnia, you immigrant rodent."

Reepicheep turned round, and swam slowly off to the West.