"They're cold blooded, useless, slimy, smell of fish, and they're the symbol of all that is wrong with the Brexit process"
said the dead haddock.
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This is symbolic of all that is right in our democracy. Which politician was it that was described something like "Shaking hands with a Dead Fish", I'm convinced that it was a Tory, because Borish so resembles one.
ReplyDeleteAnd I note that Mr Farage didn't have a Pint Glass and Cigarette in his hand, I suspect he was on a No-Smoking Haddock boat.
I see what you did there, confusing a Kipper with a Smoked Haddock instead of a Smoked Herring. They should have used herring.
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