I thought the big argument of the day would be between the Liverpool and Man Utd fans. There is in fact a conspiracy theory abroad that they've made Mourinho manager of United so people get so bored they support Stockport County instead. Though that does seem quite plausible.
But no. The people who believe that Lord Lucan stole Shergar have just got into a massive fight with the ones who think he was secretly Pope John Paul I.
I mean, what a ridiculous idea.
Shergar couldn't be Pope. He was a gelding. Wouldn't be allowed.
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I think they made Mourinho manager so we could beat Liverpool.
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I've never understood football consspiracy stories, who'd really want to get involved with a load of "Old Girls Blouses" running about after a ball and kissing and cuddling when they "Score" and get them selves into trouble and red carded for just punching their opposition.
ReplyDeleteMind you, their diving should get them into the Olympics as they're experts at it.