Minister
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Church
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No of services
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Chocolate eaten
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Status
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Drayton Parslow
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Bogwulf Baptist
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2
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0 grammes
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Annoying
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Archdruid Eileen
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Beaker Folk
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3
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3 chocolate oranges
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Knackered
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Charlii
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Beaker Folk
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1
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1 egg
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Taken the children to MK
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The Great Guinea Pig
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Guinea Pig Folk of Stewartby
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0
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None
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Squeaky
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Revd Joanna
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"Lambslaughter Benefice"
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5
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2 boxes of Quality Street
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Hoovering
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Canon Vyvyan Westcliffe (retd)
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Available for Occasional Offices
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0
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4 Creme eggs and a pack of Werthers Originals
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Waiting for next week
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Revd Arbuthnot McManus
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Lt Tremlett Presbyterian Church (redundant)
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0
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17 eggs
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Hallucinating
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Revd Steve Steventon
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St Stevens, Stevenage
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3
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3 eggs
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Glad of the one church
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Trev "The Rev" Kevminister
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"Watercress Benefice"
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18
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No time
| Not dead but sleeping |
Revd Nathan
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Trim Valley Benefice
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7
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3 eggs
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Incoherent
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With apologies to Spike Milligan
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ReplyDeleteThe Egg question is one that we all ask ourselves. Our Vicar has wisdom, she gives eggs away to all parishioners as they leave church, thereby shifting the guilt factor onto us. She is really coherent and together and has flown the nest to a warm spot in Spain for a fortnight, after a very busy Easter Season. I will be searching the bins for evidence of illegal secret consumption at the vicarage, but will no doubt not find any evidence of such debauchery.
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