Mary: I've got something to tell you.....
Joseph: But this all happened on 25th March! Why have you left it so long to tell me?
Mary: The Pope said I had to wait a fortnight.
Luke: And so celebrating the most important moment in human history - when God became a human being - was delayed because the powers-that-be thought ordinary people couldn't cope with a bit of liturgical confusion.
Gabriel: Here, that's not in the original.
Luke: Never thought the Church would make it this complicated, did I?
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