Special Service for the Clocks Going Back

Archdruid: Peace be with you.

All: And until we meet again, may you be held in the palm of God's hand.

Archdruid: You what?

All: We couldn't sleep so we did without you.

Archdruid: OK. Well you lot push off. I'll stick and and take the service for the people who put their clocks forward instead.

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