But God was not in the Wind

Bit of a cheek, I thought, this morning.

After I'd gone to all the trouble of getting down to the Corded Ware Folk of Leagrave to preach on "the holy river Lea - old bikes as ritual offerings".

Went into the vestry (why do Corded Ware Folk have vestries?) to sign their register and in the "Comments" column the Chief Potter had written "Visited by the Big Wind."

He assures me he meant Storm Ciara. But I'm not convinced.