Liturgy for the Pubs Reopening

Archdruid: When we heard the pubs were re-opening we were as people in a dream.

All: Our mouths were full of laughter, our hearts full of joy.

Archdruid: Then it was said among the nation,

All: "can you remember whose round it is?"

Archdruid: Boris Johnson has said we can have be filled with draught Carling.

All: Our fortunes are restored, like streams of Negroni.

Archdruid: Those who sow in not enough distancing

All: will reap with tears of sorrow.

Archdruid: Those who go out laughing, to hug people and tell them they're their best friend, they are

All: Will come home in an ambulance.

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