Good Morning Brian

Brian Finnigan: Good morning, Brians everywhere.

Brian Madeley: It's a lovely day. After the show I'll be going off to a house party with Laurence Fox and Nigel Farage.

Brian Finnigan: Which should put an end to it being a lovely day. 

Brian Madeley: But more importantly, we're going all over Britain today saying Good Morning Brian.

Brian Finnigan: That's right. It's like Good Morning Britain, only with Brians.

Brian Madeley: We'll be talking to Brian May later about his badger, Brian.

Brian Cox: And Brian Cox will be telling us how everything is amazing. But in the meantime - let's get out into Great Brian and talk to some Brians! 

Brian Madeley: So over to Brian in Dorset. Good morning, Brian.

Brian in Dorset: Good morning, Brian. Good morning, Brian.

Brian Finnigan: Good morning to you, Brian. 

Brian Madeley: And now  we have Brian in Chesterfield on the line. Good morning, Brian.

Brian in Chesterfield: Good morning, Brian. Good morning, Brian.

Brian Finnigan: Good morning to you, Brian. 

Brian Madeley: Brian in Newry! Good morning, Brian.

Brian in Newry's wife: Good morning, Brian. Good morning, Brian. Unfortunately Brian is out queuing for eggs.

Brian Finnigan: Good morning to you, Brian's wife. Now, we've got someone on the line...  Is that Brian from Caversham?

Brian from Caversham: Yes. I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

And "in the kitchen" this morning we've got that inspirational Bake Off star, Mrs Williams!

Brian Madeley: Hang on, she's not a Brian.

Brian Finnigan: No, but she's Brian-y.

Brian Madeley: Well, sounds OK I suppose... 

Briony Williams: Hello to you both. Isn't this basically just "Good Morning with Brian and Brian"? Aren't you actually Richard and Judy?

Brian Finnigan: We were. Now for contractual reasons we're Brian and Brian.

Briony Williams: But don't you think it's a bit repetitive, just going around saying "hello" to people to Brian?

Brian Madeley: A bit. But at least it's not as boring as Piers Morgan banging on about Meghan Markle.