Hymn: Summer Night City
Archdruid: Nights are drawing in.
All: Yeah, we did that already.
Archdruid: We consider the lost dreams of Summer.
All: We started it hoping we didn't all die of Covid. We've ended it hoping we don't all starve due to lack of CO2.
Archdruid: So, at worst, a mixed result?
All: The worst summer in history.
Archdruid: Worse even than last summer.
All: Last year we at least accepted we had a problem. This year we have to pretend everything's normal.
Archdruid: Tim Martin's not happy.
All: Yeah, there is that.
Archdruid: Liverpool top of the league.
All: That is also good.
Archdruid: Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness coming up?
All: What?
Archdruid: All the joys of autumn.
All: Giant spiders, gas shortages, no gifts for Christmas.
Archdruid: These are a few of my favourite things?
Hymn: Last Day of Summer
Archdruid: Soon be Christmas.
All: Yes, we did that.
Pedant: Not yet: it's still dawn that's getting later.
ReplyDeleteAll: Yeah, we did that already.