Now I'm not one to need to show we take things seriously by rushing out to make changes- quite often irrelevant and performative changes - every time Government advice changes. And we already have everyone in airtight Zorbs for worship so we're going way beyond Government regulations.
Quite a thing, airtight Zorbs. If the service lasts more than 30 minutes everyone has to leave to get re-gassed.
Anyway, as I say. I'm not going to make cosmetic changes just to look like we're doing something.
So from this Wednesday can all Beaker Folk please wear the new T-shirts that read "Careful Now". They're conveniently colour-coded according to vaccine status: Red for no jabs, yellow for one, amber for two and green for boosters.
Anti-vaxxers get special T-shirts with an image of St Sebastian on them. Since they strangely seem to think they're the victims in all this.
Brilliant! And Green is the color of LIFE!
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of Zorbs albeit some of our more mature customers (congregation) might find them a little unstable (along with their walking canes and mobility aids), but I can see the attraction for younger clients (congregation members) and their families they can roll up and down the aisles happily, being careful not to run over those who believe that wearing a mask and sanitation and sitting spaced out in individual pews with reserved labels on them) and actually walking to receive Holy Communion. The T Shirt idea seems a bit OTT, although the Green ones will be useful in Normal Time.
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