The Silence of the Lammas

Keith: I'd like to thank the Archdruid for letting me lead this special Occasion. As we celebrate the Feast of Lammas Day. 

All: She's behind you!

Keith: And so we remember that the name, Lammas Day, comes from the tradition of slaughtering all the weakling male lambs before winter arrives, so the ewes and the strong rams become...

Archdruid: No, it's called Lammas from the Anglo-Saxon, "Loaf-Mass". A first harvest celebration of the year.

Keith:  Ah..... CHARLII!!!! 

(From outside: *thwok* *thwok* *baah* *thwok*)

Charlii: Yes, Keith?

Keith: Never mind.

NOTICES

Archdruid: After this service, turns out we'll be enjoying a Mongolian Barbecue. If anyone is a vegan or vegetarian, please get a grip, and tuck in. I've made some lovely bread, which will come in more handy than I thought.