And so the Magi Followed the star...

... which led them over the house where the child lay.

And Caspar said to the others,

"Are we sure this isn't actually a secret drone?"

So Balthasar and Melchior went in and offered their gifts and worshipped.

But Caspar spent the next three months on a Reddit, speculating on whether it was Eleazar Musk or the Martians that was behind it.