Meteorological Last Day of Summer

 Obviously, it's not the last day of summer. That happens on the eve of the Autumnal Equinox. But the trouble is, that's a fairly moveable feast and doesn't happen on the last day of a month. And weather forecasters are rubbish at spreadsheets, so like to make their lives easy. So they say today is the last day. 

But to be fair, nights are drawing in and it will soon be Christmas. So a timely reminder.

If you have a woodwose, werewolf, killer badger, or other uncanny beast living in your garden, make sure you lock it in the shed at night. It saves a lot of unnecessary innocent deaths. And terrifies the life out of burglars.