I'm starting to wonder whether this agreement with Bernie was such a good idea. Sure, he is diligent in his role as food-gatherer. He i...

Just after lunchtime prayers in the (La Tene style) I heard a knock at the door. Someone calling themself Bernie. He was wondering if he c...

I thought it was time to clear out the room that had been used by the "Creative Worship" group for planning creative worship. In D...

According to Archimandrite Simon, an anchorite should be named after the church to which he or she is attached. The nearest church being St...

I have spent the morning scraping "No Smoking" signs off various walls around the house. The smoking ban was a particularly tricky...

The old Moot House seems strangely empty now. In the end, it was inevitable that the cafe-bar would have to go. After all - when asked if th...

Flan Quiche Pizza (cheese and cheese) Boiled eggs (viewed from above - but not brown) all served on nice big round white plates.

Tomorrow's menu (it being fish on Friday) - from the Beaker Secularists There is no Cod. Nor do we accept the existence of any Sole. Nor...

Message from Maitre d'Hote Drayton There have been complains that the traditional Beaker Folk vegetarian option yesterday was a little m...

Today's special cocktail is a "Solstice Sunrise" 2 shots of Pernod (or Absinthe, Pastis or any other anise-type drink) 1 pint ...

Last night's "Filling up of Beakers" was sabotaged by someone with a chunk of sodium, causing considerable alarm when the bott...