Shrine on you crazy diamond

We're pleased to announce that the Beaker Shrine of Joseph of Arimathea has now expanded to the point where we are able to open the Shrine Shop.

People have been coming from as far away as Woburn Sands and even Bletchley to see the holy toe-nails, so we are able to cash in facilitate the sense of awe by providing a host of devotionally-related objects.

Holly saplings, budded from the Husborne Holly, are available for a mere £19.  When you consider that these are cuttings from a genuine relic of 1st century Beaker devotion, and a miracle to boot - you'll wonder which is the bigger miracle, the price or the tree.

Joseph toenails, displayed in perspex in a replica tea light holder (made from a genuine recycled tea light holder) - £7.49.  Or, for the same in onyx, £15.49.

Doilies in the traditional "Glastonbury" pattern - £7 per 100.

"I've seen the Husborne Holly" t-shirts - £12.

Or come online at http://www.beakerprotectiveclothing.co.uk for all the latest Beaker workwear.  It's not related to Joseph of Arimathea, but we hate to miss an opportunity.