Who shot the Moon Gibbon?

The news that the space shot threw up no moon dust comes as no surprise to some of our more extreme Beaker People.

There is a story going around the Moon Gibbon Folk that the first space shot, intended to smash into the moon's surface, was heading straight for the Soup Dragon's cave.  But the Moon Gibbon bravely "took a bullet" for his soupy pal.  

The Moon Gibbon folk are now really worried that the Moon Gibbon may have died intercepting the probe.  They're desperate to see if the moon's any smaller tonight, but sadly the cloud prevents them making the necessary observations. 

The rumour going around the Community that small, pig-like creatures have been observed by the Hubble Telescope, picking up two new lumps of space debris, is just that.  A rumour.