Meep is the Word

We've caught on late to the students getting banned from using the word "meep".  But the Beaker Way is to stand alongside those being persecuted, provided we don't end up getting persecuted as well.  Especially when the bone of contention is one whose name, and to some extent nature, we share.


Introit: Meep ye first

Archdruid: The Meep be with you
All: And also with Meep.


Chorus: Meepness and Majesty


The Reading of the Law

Archdruid: Thou shalt not kermit adultery.
All:           We shalt not kermit our neighbour's ass, or his Piggy, or his Animals.


The Meep-attitudes

Archdruid: Blessed are the Meep
All: For they will inherit the beakers.

Archdruid: Blessed are those that make meaningless sounds.
All: For they will blow themselves up in unlikely experiments.

Archdruid: What will it benefit a muppet if he gain the world
All: And yet loses his meep?

Archdruid: Better for a man that he enter the kingdom of Muppets without his meep
All: Than to have his meep and yet be thrown into Balamory.

Archdruid: For the Sesame Street is narrow and the way hard that meeps to the Kingdom of Muppets.
All: But the way is wide and the Zoo Lane easy that leads unto Telly-Tubby Land.


Reading: We will not meep, but we will all be changed.

Dismissal

Archdruid: Go, and meep no more.

Recessional Hymn: Gentle Beaker, Meep and Mild.