Green Electricity

I'm pleased to announce the Beaker Green Electricity scheme.  As of today the People of the community will be able to benefit from electricity provided solely from our new reclamation/incineration scheme - using 100% waste materials - and the generator we've built down in the Big Meadow.

OK, we've a few teething troubles.  But electricity and hot water will be available in the Great House between the hours of 4 and 6 in the morning.  And my office, like the Beaker Bazaar and the Moot House, are supplied from their independent source so you can be assured that we can keep selling pebbles and doilies.  And especially tea lights.  And I will continue to be able to issue my bulletins at all hours - although you may not be able to read them.  And if the sun's out, the solar panels we fitted for the Christmas Lights will be kicking in.  So round about May you should all have all the electric light and heating you need, during the hours of daylight.

Meanwhile we've just got to solve the problems with that giant plume of smoke that's spreading across the motorway.  Say what you like about burning old tyres as a source of energy, they're smelly.