Darkness Day - Revised Timetable

Ahem.

Before she rushed out into the night to light hundreds of tea lights and start building that giant Wicker Man we can see already making its presence known in Bottom Field, Eileen declared today Darkness Day - the day of fear and trembling when the world dissolves in ashes. The programme she'd planned for today was a little... strange. Therefore I've revised it in a more godly direction.

9 - 9.10 - Pouring out of Beakers
9-1 - Morning Service with extended sermon

2-3pm - Thinking dark thoughts
1 - 4pm - "Evolution as myth" - thoughts on the dinosaurs as victims of The Great Flood

5pm - Raging against the dying of the Light
5-9pm - Evening Service with extended sermon

6pm - Fenris Wolf eats the Sun
9.05 - Nice early night

11pm - Howling at the Moon 
11pm - We will all unfortunately be woken by Eileen, howling at the moon.