Astrology "is wrong" shock claim

Much alarm at the news that everyone's got the wrong star sign. And when I say news, I mean, old history as they've been wrong for ages.

If you're concerned that you may have the wrong star sign, then don't be. Astrology is nonsense. And I should know, I'm a pragmatic, level-headed Capricorn. Or at least I was until I found out I'm actually Sagittarius.