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Sunday, 8 May 2011

Peace at last

It was, if I may say so, brilliant. Don't know why I didn't think of it before.

After four days of internecine feuding between the Beaker Quire and the Flower Arrangers, I was at my wit's end how to get the Community back on an even keel. And then it struck me.

I just brought this year's budget presentation forward, and asked Burton to give his speech on "Give us some more money or we have to reduce the number of druids". And now they've forgotten to hate each other, because they all hate him. But the good news is, Burton hasn't noticed any difference. Do I hear applause?

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