See, they don't listen, Morris Dancers. I clearly told them 'unicorn riding', but for some reason they assumed I meant unicycle. What's Extreme about unicycles?
Word of advice re riding unicorns. If you're going to go for the flashy and foolish method of vaulting onto their backs, ensure you approach from the right end. That's one Morris won't be dancing for a while.
After 12 pints of Fursty Ferret that particular equipment might as well be a couple of extra sleigh bells anyway...
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