Higgs? It's your mother.
Weeks we've not seen you. Weeks. Where've you been? I spoke to your wife, she's out of her mind.
You know what your trouble is? The bad company you keep. You just associate with anyone. And don't even get me started about you and your "massive".
Your dad's worried sick. And you know the trouble we're both having with our radioactive decay. The way you're behaving you obviously wouldn't care if we were both lead.
Higgs walks into a Catholic church, Father O'Reilly says, call yourself the God particle, that's sacrilegious get out at once! Higgs says well OK Father but how will you hold mass without me?
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